This is simple! Either you use them as topping or you mix them in while cooking like any other ingredient. You probably want to smash them a bit with a rock that you found, baseball bat or just put them in a plastic bag and give them a push. And voilà cheez doodle powder ?
You keep them Holy and worship them, these golden-yellow doodles. They are your life and you defend them with your life.
Today they revealed themselves, sent from above the golden sky. They appeared as golden bows from a golden-yellow sky. And I were told that not only March the 5th is the cheez doodle day. Every day is cheez doodle day. You shall celebrate everyday like it’s your last day, and you shall celebrate with cheez doodles.
The first target of the ruthless way for world domination is the middle east. Cheez doodles has now infiltrated pita in every corner of the Middle East. Who nows where these golden-yellow snacks will end up next time.
Our two favorite places from now on are, Doodle in Norway and Doodletown in the US. These two places any doodle lover has to visit at least once in a lifetime. From now on I declare Doodle in Norway and Doodletown in the US, as holy places. If you are a true Doodlian you need to visit one of these places at least once every fifth year to honor your Cheez doodles.
1. You shall have no other snacks before your Doodles
2. You shall not make your Doodles look bad in any way
3. You shall not take the name of Doodles your Snacks in vain
4. Remember the Cheez doodle day, the 5th of march, and keep it holy
5. Honor your Doodles
6. You shall not make your Doodles uneatable
7. You shall not have other snacks without your Doodles
8. You shall not steal another mans Doodles
9. You shall not bear false witness against your Doodles.
10.You shall not under any circumstances think about other snacks before your Doodles